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Joke of the Day

"How many Creationists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? God."

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"I have just invented a perfume made from holy water Eau my god"
"Relationship are like algebra... Do you ever look at your X and wonder Y?"
"What do you get when you have two balls in your hand? A man's undivided attention!"
"How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up like a choir boy"
"Did you hear about that new jewish barista? Hebrews coffee"
"Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret."
"I've been really impressed by igloos. They're all white houses."
"a sociologist finally solved the mystery of why men tend to die earlier than their respective wives they want to."
"Starting a blog that's just reviews of the food I steal out of the fridge at work."