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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the power surge across the street? I heard it was a shocking experience."
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"A Frenchman walks into a library and asks for a book on war. The librarian replies, ""Fuck off, you'll lose it."""
"When I grow up, I want to be a gif."
"How does Hitler organize his juice? By concentration"
"Nice job person who came up with bread."
"Fear not, ugly caterpillar. For one day you will become a beautiful butterfly [emerges from cocoon] AH WTF I'M A MOTH THIS IS BULLSHIT"
"One sperm says to another... ""Hey, which way to the egg?"" The other sperm replies, ""I'm not sure, but we just passed the tonsils."""
"What did the Moderate Moslem say before hitting a guy for criticizing his religion? It's alright, reddit'll say this had nothing to do Islam."
"How do you greet a racist murderer? Good morning officer ."
"Where does okra come from? Okrahoma.....lol should probably be in dadjokes but oh well."