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Joke of the Day

"When Jesus comes back, how will they discover if he's Jesus or Robot Jesus? by giving him the shroud of turing test."

"A sleazy stripper runs for governor After a controversial ballot, the stripper wins despite never having a lead the whole race. Many people suspect they rigged the erection."

"Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?"

"What did the bread do after it had been oppressed for many years? Rye-ot"

"What do you call a poor Italian community? a spaghetto."

"Funerals are like family reunions minus one"

"My best friend has been diagnosed with HIV ""Everything will be ok"", I said, ""just stay positive."""

"My cat Minton just swallowed a shuttle cock. Bad Minton."

"Q. What does a woman's asshole do when she is having an orgasm? A. He is usually home with the kids!"

"If Bugs Bunny was as sarcastic in real life as he was in the cartoons I'd be like, ""HOLY SHIT A TALKING RABBIT!"""