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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a witch pregnant? You fuck her"
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"Adult Trick-or-Treating: Walk around ringing doorbells & everyone gives out a shot of booze or a bong rip to each other. Make it happen."
"What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding half of a worm in an apple"
"Just ate McDonalds after working out, which is the same as taking a shit after a shower."
"A German man and his son walk into a bar... A German man and his son walk into a bar. The man points to his son and says ""Ein Bier bitte"". Bartender says, ""Sorry, we don't serve your Kind here""."
"What do the female reindeer do when they want some fun? They go into town and blow a few bucks."
"Why is it always ""I see you drank all the beer today!"" instead of, ""Oh, honey, that was so sweet of you to help clean out the refrigerator."""
"Don't waste electricity. How would you like it if I turned you on and walked away?"
"Women are like draino They will clean you out, but leave you feeling hollow inside"
"Why don't gay guys go to lesbian bars? Because they can never find a place to sit."