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Joke of the Day

"So I have a pretty good fathers day joke Can't wait to tell my dad when he finally brings the milk home"

"A grasshopper goes into a bar... and the bartender says, ""Hey! We have a drink named after you."" The grasshopper says, ""You have a drink named Phil?"""

"When a redneck divorces his wife She's still legally his sister."

"1) Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator? Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off."

"What do Mexicans say on their first day in America? Jose can you see, by the dawn's early light..."

"Nobody thought Robin Williams was capable of killing himself that way... In fact, he was knot capable."

"""Hey idiots - I don't have spikes"" - The sun, to child artists"

"Currently eating organic raspberries that I didn't wash over my kitchen sink, in case any ladies out there dig the whole ""bad boy"" persona."

"How many lead trumpets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, he just holds the light bulb up, and the world revolves around him."

"Have you heard about the new Corduroy Pillow? It's been making headlines."