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Joke of the Day

"My friend had to step in as the lead of Little Shop of Horrors at the last second. He was Suddenly Seymour."

"I've got a new pet salamander.. I named it Tiny because it is my newt"

"Have you read the book about anti-gravity? Much like that one book, Old Yeller, it's pretty damn hard to put down."

"Just took a power nap on a park bench. Made $7.30 in change."

"What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!"

"Mountain ranges aren't funny They're hill areas."

"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand."

"What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? In the US you can't milk a cow for 14 years."

"My friend said he doesn't like pun jokes so I told him ten of my favorite puns to see how many would make him laugh But no pun in ten did."

"Why did the angel lose her job? She had harp failure."