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Joke of the Day
"I've got a new pet salamander.. I named it Tiny because it is my newt"
Next Joke
"Them: Pleasure to meet you. Me: Give it time."
"Why are gay men se well dressed? They didn't spend all that time in the closet doing nothing."
"Hey, I heard someone is writing a book about your life. Guess who the author is? J.K. ROFLING, because your life is a joke."
"All my friends are convincing me to travel to Northwest Territories... But I'm having Nunavut."
"What's Hitlers least favorite drink? Jewce"
"Being single is nice because I don't have to repeat my mumbled gibberish in a defensive tone."
"What do you call an Internet mystery? An e-nigma."
"Perverts have made it so you can't even park your makeshift surveillance van conspicuously outside girls' college diving team meets anymore."
"After a failed college project to fight hunger, Clark decided to focus on fighting crime and thereby dropping a p from Supperman."