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Joke of the Day
"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand."
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"I spend most of my time waiting for the next big thing to hate."
"So a waitress pours coffee on a mans hat He says, ""I'll send you the bill."""
"What was the burglar doing at Wayne Manor? Robin."
"Q: Did you hear what the blonde who was opening a new bar said when her lawyer explained to her that she needed a liquor license? A: ""Oh it's not gonna be THAT kind of a bar. That's disgusting!"""
"Parenting is basically telling your kids they need to eat more fruit then telling them to quit eating all the fruit."
"Amsterdam is a lot like the Tour de France. It's just a lot of people on drugs riding bikes."
"Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest and disingenuous."
"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It's gonna take me a while to get hard. I just got laid by a chick."
"I made this up today. How do you print something when you've really got to go to the toilet? You ctrl p."