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Joke of the Day

"Have you read the book about anti-gravity? Much like that one book, Old Yeller, it's pretty damn hard to put down."

"Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a potato."

"What do you call ten white folks on a bench? The NBA"

"Old mathematicians never die, They just lose some of their functions."

"I'd like to apologize to the lady on the bus. I assumed you wanted your hair held back while you ate your banana."

"people used to make fun of me in high school but who's making fun of me now?? that's right bud, thousands of strangers on the world wide web"

"A man goes to a $3 hooker He contracted crabs. When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, ""What do you expect for $3, a lobster?"""

"I spend 99% of my drunk time chasing my cat around trying to give him a hug."

"I like to tell self-referential jokes. Like this one"

"Clint Eastwood says we're the ""pussy generation."" Potty mouth."