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Joke of the Day
"Just took a power nap on a park bench. Made $7.30 in change."
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"My son ate all the marshmallows in the Lucky Charms and well guess who isn't paying for his college now."
"best Attitude to follow in Life Imagine that you are already dead. This way, whatever u get in life is always a profit for u."
"I put my grandma on speed dial. Instagram is a thing, right?"
"A 23 yr old girl just said I feel like I see people & I think they're my age then I find out they're OLD!! Like, THIRTY!! So I killed her."
"My suggestion for Reebok's new marketing campaign: ""Nike: Just Do It; Reebok: Do Whatever Feels Right -- We're Not Dictators"""
"Everyday, I brush my teeth & say ""That's it. You can't squeeze anymore toothpaste out of this tube."" Then everyday, I do."
"Sorry I commented on that video of your kid taking his first steps with ""aw look you taught it how to walk on its hind legs!"""
"What is a rude way of referring to a young homosexual fly? A maggot, of course!"
"Do you want to hear a joke? Women's rights."