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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? In the US you can't milk a cow for 14 years."
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"God made Heaven and Earth The rest made in China"
"""Are you sexually ac-"" [my doctor looks up at me] [he marks no]"
"Sometimes I feel like a semi-colon I don't know where I belong ;"
"What did the vertebrate say to the invertebrate? Always thought you was a bit spineless."
"Learning karate in case I'm ever attacked by cinder blocks and wood planks."
"I have reached a stage where I'm looking for a real eye opener for a girl friend. It would be a nice change because all my previous girl friends were Asian."
"My girlfriend is like God. Doesn't exist..."
"Q: Why is a train like a stick of gum? A: One goes choo-choo; the other goes chew-chew."
"What do Arabs and the Japanese have in common ? They both like bombs"