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Joke of the Day

"My friend said he doesn't like pun jokes so I told him ten of my favorite puns to see how many would make him laugh But no pun in ten did."

"Bad money What is the difference between an angry rabbit and a counterfeit dollar bill? One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny."

"Why are there no astronauts on Twitch.tv? Because in space, no one can hear you stream."

"Why did the USSR have so many lower case letters? Because they aren't capitalist"

"What does Batman say when he goes down on a woman? To the bat cave!"

"Well played, super clean sliding glass door I thought I'd left open. Well played."

"What's the difference between pea soup and roast beef? Anyone can roast beef."

"Which country has the cheapest prostitutes? Vietnam. Because over there you need 20840 dongs to make a dollar."

"A joke from Jimmy Neutron made into my own. Q: In the dark they arrive without being fetched In the light they are lost without being stolen. What are they? A: Good TV shows."

"Someone needs to tell attractive people that their stories are boring."