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Joke of the Day

"First witch: Here's a banana if you can spell it. Second witch: I can spell banana. I just don't know when to stop."

"Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: They've been having turkey for years."

"Making the Most of Life by Maxie Mumm"

"The keurig machine at work acts like its going to give me coffee, but it turns off at the last minute. I feel like I'm getting brew balls."

"What do horses hope for on election day? A stable economy"

"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph because he's not a full ese."

"Whenever I hear the phrase ""Power of Attorney"" I always imagine someone being bitten by a radioactive lawyer."

"I bet Adam and Eve loved being the first people cuz they didn't have to worry about ghosts"

"""That kid..."" That kid is so nerdy, he's as classy as Frank Sinatra, haha... Wait..."

"Man it would suck if I died on this plane mostly because of some unused gift cards I was waiting for ""the right time"" to use."