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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair... Virgin mobile"
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"What is the meaning of trust? A cannibal giving you a blowjob"
"Why does my 4 year old son trigger my cars seat belt alarm but my 30 pack of beer doesn't? Because I buckle up my beer."
"-I can't stand liars and fakes -You are so pretty -See? Why can't everyone be honest like you"
"Everyone stop over reacting! There was no Earthquake.... I slipped in the shower, these things happen..."
"How do ducks fly high? They use quack!"
"How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family"
"Have you heard the gullible joke? Me neither..."
"I've been locked in a room to cure my acne. I haven't broken out yet."
"I know a guy who collects candy canes... ...they are all in mint condition."