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"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair... Virgin mobile"
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"Did you guys hear about Joan Rivers? The mortuary got $32 at the recycling center for her body."
"Why couldn't Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he was married."
"Toads and choads What do toads and choads have in common? They both taste a bit swampy"
"What do you call a person who teaches you the art of farting? A tooter"
"An Iraqi official calls all of his 8 Saddam's doubles... He says, i have good news, and bad news. The good is that Saddam is alive, the bad is that he lost an arm."
"Father, pardon, excuse, exonerate, absolve, acquit, forgive me, for I have synonymed."
"There was once a conservative redditor"
"[to pharmacist getting my pills that make me stop talking about ET] long day? ""ugh I can't wait to go home"" know who else wanted to go home"
"Santorum pulls out after repeatedly coming in number two"