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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph because he's not a full ese."

"I need a guy who's cute charming smells good smells really good like cinnamon and sugar and flaky crust and actually I just need some pie"

"whats worse then ants in your pants? Uncles in your pants"

"My neighbor claims to have a large collection of classic arcade games but I think it's just a case of 1UPmanship."

"What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him"

"If you are looking for a way to describe olive oil, how about ""yellow and you can't drink it"""

"Why did Marlin and Dory never date? Dory was played by Ellen Degeneres."

"What is black on the bottom and white on top? Society."

"I'm really not a fast driver I just don't like having anyone in front of me... Officer"

"Depression. Why treat it when you can end it?"