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Joke of the Day

"Man it would suck if I died on this plane mostly because of some unused gift cards I was waiting for ""the right time"" to use."

"What do you get when you have sex with a truck stop hooker? Gator-aids."

"What did the redneck girl say to her father? Get off of me dad, you're crushing my Pall Malls!"

"I didn't like the fungi at first, But then it grew on me."

"Her: You're all sweaty. Where have you been? *Flash back to an hour long struggle of me trying to separate 2 shopping carts* Me: The gym."

"Did you hear about the cannibal who came home late for dinner? All he got was a cold shoulder."

"Why did the Ethiopian cry when he opened up a read only document? It wasn't editable."

"How do you know if a black person used your TV? It's not there anymore."

"Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated? Because he thought people were taking him for granite."

"A rolling stone... somebody pushed it."