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Joke of the Day

"""That kid..."" That kid is so nerdy, he's as classy as Frank Sinatra, haha... Wait..."

"What do you call Chinese soup made by a Mexican? Juan-ton soup"

"what do you get when you call a subreddit ""jokes"" and have more than 21 000 readers? an average of 22 jokes a day. this is a fucking joke"

"What's the difference between a waterproofer and a porn star? Eventually, a waterproofer stops coming home with cock all over them. Forgive my accent, I meant caulk. (My first waterproofing joke)"

"Why do you ask me to press 1 for english when you know damn well you're going to transfer me to someone who doesn't speak english?"

"What did A say to B about : and D? They seem happy when they are together - :D"

"People who push and shove to get on a flight before other passengers are possibly going to get to their end destination one second faster."

"Being OCD and an optimist, I see the glass half full but I measure to make sure it's EXACTLY half."

"Almost had an accident due to texting while driving Barely hit send and some idiot slammed on his brakes! Luckily I only spilled my beer"

"Me: What's your strongest weakness? Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!"