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Joke of the Day
"Everyone complains about the weather but noone's sacrificing a virgin to change it either."
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"I stuck my d**k in a car Now my sexuality is exhausting."
"Women never find it devilishly charming when I follow them into the lady's room. Thanks a lot, ""Top Gun""."
"Me: What kind of Dr. treats men who won't talk on the phone? GF: What? M: A Guy-no-call-ogist. GF: I'm killing u in ur sleep tonight."
"Mints I was eating mint chocolates and I felt sick after eight."
"Can't sleep. Boss is watching."
"Dr: I'm giving u a proton-pump inhibitor Me: LIKE A GHOSTBUSTER? D: No for acid reflu *sees tears welling in my eyes* yes for busting ghosts"
"The handicap parking at the special olympics must be insane"
"Not to brag but I have approximately 5000 compact discs I haven't listened to since 2003 that are preventing me from moving on with my life."
"I was catfished once For thirty years Pluto had me convinced he was a planet..."