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Joke of the Day

"NSFW The joke you'd never tell someone in person. I'll start What does a baby's vagina smell like? *Lean in, blows softly in your face*"

"What is the national vegetable of Germany? *Michael Schumacher.*"

"What does a sock taste like? Defeat"

"*popular kid is struggling in class *gets a tutor to help *Kool-Aid"

"Missus and I splitting. I blame her new job. Ever since she started at EA, our definitions of ""exclusive"" have really diverged."

"I hop in a tanning bed during storms in the hopes of being struck by lightning & turned into a lame, but beautifully bronzed, superhero."

"Two fish are in a tank... One of them says ""hey, how do you drive this thing.."""

"What's that Eminem song where he's mad?"

"With Vladimir Putin so eager to restore ties, I think the U.S and Russia should form one country. We can call it The United States of Soviet Russia! USSR for short."

"What did the blind, deaf, mute girl get for Christmas?? Cancer."