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Joke of the Day
"It's just a bad day, not a bad life."
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"""Are you sure this lawyer is good?"" Yeah, why? ""He pronounced sue like sway"""
"Reddit is really a green community. considering all the recycled content on here."
"Have you seen the new fishing website? No it's not online yet."
"What do you get when your iPhone auto-corrects ""lardass""? Kardashian"
"What do you call a gigolo donkey? Hee-Haw"
"Who's the most popular guy in the hospital? The Ultra Sound guy. Who is it when he's not there? The Hip Replacement guy."
"Capital letters are important. It can be the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse."
"Just recently I fucked a girl for an hour Thanks daylight savings!"
"""Raiders"" are changing their name to ""Tampons"" They're only good for one period and only have one string"