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Joke of the Day

"How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower? 100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is."

"Do you know what's the best thing about necrophilia? You don't have to bring flowers... Usually they're already there."

"What's Ronald Reagan's favorite vegetable? James Brady"

"A Jew goes up a ladder. As he reaches the top a pound coin falls from his pocket. He climbed down to retrieve it and the coin hit him on the head."

"I pulled a muscle turning over in bed. Cause that's how I roll."

"My boyfriend said he wanted me to be more affectionate, so now I have TWO boyfriends."

"Why didn't Jesus' business break even? It wasn't making enough prophet"

"What does a ghost say after a bad joke? Booo Hahahaha *I'm so lonely*"

"Why do lawyers have so much anal sex? Because they are fucking assholes."

"What did one succulent say to the other? ""Aloe there"""