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Joke of the Day

"What led to the discovery of gravitational waves? A simple game of hopscotch: Me v. Yo Mama"

"Why were the new mittens so flirty? Young gloves."

"A dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender ""A pint of beer please."" The bartender says ""Wow that's amazing! You should join the circus!"" The dog then replies ""Why? Do they need electricians?"""

"If quitters never win and winners never quit, what fool came up with, ""Quit while your ahead""?!"

"What is a white supremacist's favorite dessert? Cake Cake Cake"

"Travelers to India joke that the country name is an acronym for, I'll Never Do It Again!"

"I hate all the political correctness in recent years. I can't even say ""black paint"" anymore, I have to say ""hey Jamal, would you please go paint that fence over there?"""

"Between IKEA and Burger King, I think it's safe to say we've all eaten entire horses by now."

"What do you call a bunch of furries, an all girls volleyball meet, and a video game tournament? Genesis 3."

"I'm sorry I said ""sorry about your eyebrows"" when you showed me your wedding photos"