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Joke of the Day

"A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says ''Sorry we don't serve food in here''"

"I'm so broke... I gotta jerk off the dog to feed the cat"

"TIFU by asking a chinese girl's number... I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She replied, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 6663629."""

"What do you call tea made by a stoned marsupial? High koala tea"

"Why Didn't* the Chicken Cross the Road? Because he was too chicken! Sorry."

"How can you tell when a vampire is sick? By his coffin!"

"Hi we're a group of teens who solve mysteries! We wanna be taken seriously so we wrote a theme song about how we can't ever find our dog."

"Omg, I'm a huge fan! -Windmills"

"Some mornings I just want to brew the coffee directly into my mouth."

"How many portuguese people can fit on a scooter? A Brazilian"