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Joke of the Day
"Between IKEA and Burger King, I think it's safe to say we've all eaten entire horses by now."
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"Two old ladies are sitting on a prk bench when a streaker ran past. One had a stroke. The other couldn't reach."
"What's the most awkward part of a redneck wedding? When her father and brother walk her down the isle."
"Mixed martial arts? Why you gotta make biracial people fight each other though?"
"What do you call a quantum physicist's hair style? Schrodinger's cut"
"Life is like children underwear Short and full of shit"
"I drive the speed limit when I play street racing games. I don't win but I have many moral victories and countless virtual pedestrian fans."
"Sex is like math These days I'm doing it all by hand"
"What is the design philosophy of the iPhone 7? Jack off"
"Noisy Nights by Constance Norah"