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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a bunch of furries, an all girls volleyball meet, and a video game tournament? Genesis 3."

"What is today's best punch line? Paul christoforo"

"Doctor: 'Your recovery was a miracle!' Patient: 'PRAISE GOD. Now I don't have to pay you!'"

"What video game would Adolf Hitler play? Mein Kraft."

"People say ambidextrous people contradict themselves. On the other hand, I disagree."

"Aliens are in space right now watching all these movies where Tom Cruise defeats them, and they are laughing so hard one just peed a little."

"i just realized there are more toes in the world than people"

"I hate when I wake up at night, look at the clock and go right back to sleep. Essentially my body is just waking me up to do math."

"Genius is 1% inspiration and 99% other people cheapening the meaning of the word ""genius""."

"Don't be offended if I speak to you condescendingly. Be happy that I care enough to be sure your simple mind understands what I'm saying."