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Joke of the Day
"It's not on a map, or some app. MILLER LIGHT"
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"Whats's better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ."
"My wife hates it when i go down on her But my girlfriend loves it"
"I decided to email Ted Kaczynski yesterday Edit : wow, my inbox blew up"
"Two atoms are walking down the street... And the first one says ""shit man, i dropped an electron!"" ""Are you sure?"" Says the second one. ""Yeah, im positive!"""
"Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear? Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!"
"[job interview] ""So where do you see yourself in 5 years?"" Getting asked this question somewhere else"
"I dont make typos. I make new words."
"Windows: ""You may be the victim of software counterfeiting"" no Microsoft,it is you who is the victim of software counterfeiting here, not I"
"My coworker used to joke ""I'm allergic to most nuts, but not donuts!"". Until Bill brought in peanut butter donuts. He died in the ambulance."