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Joke of the Day

"Windows: ""You may be the victim of software counterfeiting"" no Microsoft,it is you who is the victim of software counterfeiting here, not I"

"ID is a funny abbreviation. The I stands for I and D strands for dentification. -Norm Macdonald"

"My grandpa once told me... If you want a girl to accept your proposal, you have to spend 2 months salary on a ring. I asked him, what the hell is a salary?"

"Why did the dinosaur eat the baby??? It didn't. Humans did not appear until after the extinction of dinosaurs."

"What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ? Santapplause !"

"What do you call a bossy potato... A dicktater"

"I was left alone for 3 hours and I almost cut my hand off trying to open a banana."

"I asked my phone what its favorite joke was: What did Cinderella say when her photos didn't arrive on time? ""One day my prints will come."""

"[Club] Me: *has debilitating crush on a nerd* Nerd: What you feel is a burst of norepinephrine increasing arousal and focus- Me: *swoons*"

"I'm learning ancient history ? So am I lets go for a walk and talk over old times !"