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Joke of the Day

"My coworker used to joke ""I'm allergic to most nuts, but not donuts!"". Until Bill brought in peanut butter donuts. He died in the ambulance."

"I started carrying a knife after a mugging attempt a few months ago. After that my mugging attempts have been very successful"

"What does an African child's mom say when it doesn't finish its dinner? What mom?"

"Did you hear what ubisoft rated assassins creed black flag? They rated it ARrrrrrrr 16."

"Hitler was the original Social Justice Warrior Adolf Hitler is the story of a failed liberal art student who blamed it on ethnicities he deemed privileged."

"What's the favourite toy of Turkish rulers? Beyblades."

"Your car keys will always be in the same pocket as the hand that's carrying 6 bags of groceries. Always."

"What's Harambe's favourite retail store? Target"

"What's the difference between acne and a Child Molester? Acne waits till you are 13 to come all over your face."

"We all have that one friend who thinks they can sing...and if you can't think of who, that friend is you."