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Joke of the Day
"My wife hates it when i go down on her But my girlfriend loves it"
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"Sandwich walk into a bar/ The bartender said, sorry, we don't serve food."
"Cool prank: lead 50 pugs to the top of a waterslide & send them down 1 by 1 as the parents waiting at the bottom get increasingly confused"
"Do I still have feelings for my ex husband? Yes. I think ""stabby"" is a feeling, right?"
"Why do so many Jews enjoy smoking? The ashes reminds them of their parents."
"Listening to music can be dangerous... Some of the notes are sharp."
"I have to admit my heart broke a little when I heard the lady at Starbucks call the guy in line behind me ""sweetie"" too."
"Did you hear about the Christmas Party in San Bernadino? It was wild. A Muslim couple showed up and put 14 presents six feet under the Christmas Tree."
"How do I like eggs? Ummm...in a cake!"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the newspaper. Do you get it? Neither did the chicken."