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Joke of the Day
"Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear? Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!"
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"Teacher: What's the longest word in the English language ? Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters"
"I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off."
"Throwing burgers around furniture because I have a hunch that termites only eat wood because they have not tried anything tastier."
"What do blind people drive? A cataract."
"Facebook users are roaming the streets in tears, shoving photos of themselves in people's faces and screaming 'DO YOU LIKE THIS? DO YOU??'"
"When I was little, I remember falling asleep on the sofa and waking up in bed. Now that I'm older, I find myself passing out on the sofa and waking up on the floor."
"What's the difference between a cactus and a BMW? I've never stuffed a BMW up my rectum."
"Who was the widest knight at King Arthur's round table? Sir Cumference, he ate too much pi"
"What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through something so small?"