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Joke of the Day

"Rock Joke... A rock asked a girl to be his girlfriend. The girl said ""Wow, I'm flattened!"" (Geddit? XD)"

"What do you call someone who smokes two joints? Double jointed."

"""Ok, I know this is creepy af but check this out.."" -first taxidermist"

"'Active' shower gel because I have no idea what active smells like."

"What do a gynecologist and a pizza guy have in common? They can both smell it but can't eat it."

"That save button...... I don't understand the reddit's save button. As soon as I click save why does it ask me to unsave immediately?"

"I am a heathen. I like burning bibles and defiling the name of God. But also I genuinely love giving to charity and always try to be as honest as I can. I guess that I am just very sincere."

"I make out with guys that wear Abercrombie & Fitch cologne because it rubs off on me & I love how it smells, but shopping there is SOOO gay."

"Why did the ebo(l)la patient yell? Someone spilled wine (bolla) on his ELECTRONIC. (E)phones."

"Why do Java programmers wear glasses? Because they can't C#"