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Joke of the Day

"I am a heathen. I like burning bibles and defiling the name of God. But also I genuinely love giving to charity and always try to be as honest as I can. I guess that I am just very sincere."

"A man goes to the doctor for a physical. The doctor looks him over and says ""You have got to stop masturbating"" ""Why?"" ""Because I'm trying to give you a physical"""

"The Miami Dolphins...."

"One day Eddie Vedder and Bob Dylan got into an argument. nobody knows why."

"Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it."

"I call bullshit on the Chinese language. There's no way that shit is real."

"CW: I like your scarf. Me: Thanks, it's a CVS receipt. I didn't know what else to do with it."

"How was copper wire invented??? 2 jews fighting over a penny"

"What do you call hundreds of crows at a Catholic church? A mass murder."

"Q. Who's the coolest guy in the hospital? A. The Ultrasound Guy http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sound&defid=491809"