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Joke of the Day
"""Ok, I know this is creepy af but check this out.."" -first taxidermist"
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"My mom once told me if I jack off I'll go blind I never saw her again"
"If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris."
"What did the bra say to the top hat? You go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift."
"Give me your best ""Your mom..."" joke! Like this: Your mom is so fat she ate the Internet!"
"Goodbye things in my apartment. Have fun coming to life and talking to each other. I'll be back around 6 pm."
"What do you call a well-behaved Indian takeaway? A proppadom"
"I've created a new strain of marijuana called halal haze.. . It's so strong... It'll get you stoned to death."
"You always hear about alpha males and beta males, but I'd prefer to be a gamma male They have a higher rate of penetration..."
"World population will soon pass 7 billion, over twice the people of just 50 years ago, and I can still only find about 3 that I can stand."