201608

Joke of the Day

"What do Spider-Man and Windows 98 have in common? They're always rebooting."

"CSI is like Scooby-Doo for old people."

"""I'm thinking of running a marathon again."" I told my friend. ""You've run a marathon before?"" she asked, with an air of admiration. I said, ""No, but I've thought about it."""

"My Grandpa said, ""Your generation relies too much on technology!"" I replied, ""No, your generation relies too much on technology!"" Then I unplugged his life support."

"Reddit, I need your help. Cascade me with unintended pregnancy jokes for a female friend!"

"Dear Board of Education, So are we. Sincerely, Students"

"Rob Zombie is a good musician but also a great way to make money when the undead rise from their graves"

"Whats the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang the picture."

"I spend a lot of time contemplating the mysteries of life, like why the wall the natives built to keep Kong out had a Kong-sized door in it."

"Hell hath no fury like woman tagged in a Facebook photo that makes her look fat."