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Joke of the Day

"That save button...... I don't understand the reddit's save button. As soon as I click save why does it ask me to unsave immediately?"

"There are two types of people on Reddit Karmanaut and Unidan"

"OH AND JUST FYI.... THE BAGS UNDER MY EYES ARE LOUIS VUITTON"

"If you ever need help learning C++, I can give you some pointers. And you can keep me as a reference."

"If you say the words 'beer can' in a British accent, it sounds like you're saying 'bacon' in a Jamaican accent."

"""It wasn't always easy growing up. Sometimes we had to wait .04 seconds for 9 million Google results to load."" - 2044 Presidential candidate"

"A man bets his friend he can mildly irritate everyone by saying and doing nothing."

"Helium walks into a bar. The bar tender says when don't serve nobles here. He didn't react."

"Two cows are in a pasture. The first cow says, ""Moo."" The second cow says, ""Damn, man... I was just about to say that!"""

"What's the difference between a yellow cab and a green cab in NYC? The green cabs haven't ripened yet."