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Joke of the Day

"'Active' shower gel because I have no idea what active smells like."

"How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her son's dick. (Credit to my uncle)"

"How do you reheat a cold war? You nuke it."

"What is a rude way of referring to a young homosexual fly? A maggot, of course!"

"Have you heard the one about the roof? never mind, just forget about it, it's probably over your head."

"Where do you hide an airport? IN PLANE SIGHT!"

"The '80s called: They want you stop anthropomorphizing decades."

"Want to hear a joke? . . . The WNBA! Want to hear another? Women's Rights"

"What do you say to a woman with one black eye? Nothing, you've already told her."

"Taylor Swift just waved at a boy and he didn't wave back so now she's got a new album coming out tomorrow."