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Joke of the Day
"You don't have to tell me I'm negative. I no."
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"If someone sends you a link to download the Homer's Iliad, don't download it... It's full of trojans!!"
"""If she never used dial-up Internet she's too young for you bro"""
"Ladies; When a guy says he ""just wants to be friends"" he means with your v@gina."
"Ouija boards are officially obsolete, now that the dead can read messages addressed to them on Facebook."
"Why are Wayne and Garth banned from playgrounds? They hog the Schwing set."
"I like to get up early on Sundays, have my coffee, watch the sunrise, and pretend everyone else died of polio."
"Bosses get a lot less demanding when you bring a sword to work"
"I went to buy a Christmas tree today The cashier asked me, ""Will you be putting that up yourself?"" I reply, ""No you sick fuck I'll be putting it up in my living room!"""
"Some day I have a victim mentality But it's not my fault"