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Joke of the Day
"Behind every ladybug there's a gentleman bug who is tired of dealing with her."
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"""Aw shit, my blackberry photos got hacked"" ... ...said nobody ever"
"Accidentally fell asleep smoking an e-cigarette and when I woke up my whole house was on the internet."
"How do you get to Nazi Germany It's on the third right EDIT: Woah this is like my third day here front page? I feel special now."
"I went to the local buy and sell to see if there were any cool old jack in the boxes. But nothing jumped out at me."
"What do you do when a black person gets killed by a cop? Let Mayweather lead all the protests, That way we know it will be peaceful and someone will get a hug every minute."
"Ehhhhh! I lost all my money in a Fonzie scheme."
"Hold the door for your girlfriend. Listen to the door. Tell the door everything will be okay. Leave your girlfriend for the door."
"I don't believe in anything I can't see, hear or touch, like calories. My thighs, however, are clearly very gullible."
"What did the deaf, dumb, blind, amputee kid get for Christmas? Cancer."