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Joke of the Day

"I like to get up early on Sundays, have my coffee, watch the sunrise, and pretend everyone else died of polio."

"While watching Olympic kayaking, I was surprised at how bad the Cuban team was at paddling. Then I realized, That's probably why they're still in Cuba."

"Me: I'm going bungee jumping Mom: y? Me: my friend John is Mom: so if John jumped off of a bridge, would you? Me: that's what I just told u"

"'God didn't create Adam and Winston', Says Tenn. Republican Does that mean Adam and Steve have broken up?!"

"GUESS WHAT Knock knock who dere not robin williams"

"What's black and white and red all over? Batman's father"

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Mutant Barbie ...Professor Xavier's daughter: bald as a billiard ball wearing a Dark Phoenix costume"

"What do you call a nosy pepper? Jalapeno business"

"How does a spider know if he just had sex with an actual female? She eats him alive afterward."

"I slipped on some black ice yesterday. At first I thought it was regular ice, but when I got back on my feet, I noticed my wallet was gone."