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Joke of the Day
"Bosses get a lot less demanding when you bring a sword to work"
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"(NAME) is a terrific athlete. He recently ran the London Marathon he was aiming for 3 hours but just missed it! he made it in 3 hrs 150 minutes"
"Why was the baguette excited for his audition? He heard he might be playing a big roll"
"Ask me why I'm bad at telling jokes - ""why are you bad at telling jokes?"" - ...oh wait. Shit! ughh ... I fucked it up."
"You're an open book? ""Throws you into a bonfire."""
"we lost our power ""why?"" a transformer blew up by our house *eyes widen* ""that's awes-"" it's not as cool as it sounds"
"My friend sent her photo to the lonely hearts club They sent it back saying they weren't *that* lonely"
"Grandpa and Kid Jokes Grandpa: kid....see!! Your Teacher is coming... You're better hide..!! You're absent today Kid: Grandpa!!! not me but you!! I told her that ""You Died"""
"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff [Punchline](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zXDo4dL7SU)"
"A liberal, a moderate, and a conservative walk into a bar... the bartender says 'hey, Mitt.'"