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Joke of the Day

"If someone sends you a link to download the Homer's Iliad, don't download it... It's full of trojans!!"

"How to tell someone they have a bad breath nicely ? ""Oh boy I am bored lets brush our teeth"""

"What do you call an alien that's also a pedophile? An Extramolestrial"

"How did the captain of the u-boat announce to his crew that there were no more passports to go around? This sub has officially run out of IDs."

"Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A. The 1995 Hide and Seek World Champion."

"The next person to tell me a joke about Indians & call centers is getting beaten to death with my snake charming flute."

"Why did the boy stare at his orange juice for so long? Because it said, Concentrate."

"So I went clubbing last night... Those seals didn't stand a chance."

"Did you see that new porno for necrophiliacs? It's called ""Sex Feet Under""."

"What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist? Willing suspension of disbelief."