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Joke of the Day

"What's common between Hitler and Taco Bell Both are responsible for gassing lots of people. _________ Source: http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/skeh8/taco_bell_on_420/c4eqbvj?context=2"

"[One liner] How do you make an archaeolgist mad? Give him a bloody tampon and ask him what period its from."

"I just found out insomnia is illegal in my home town. They call it resisting a rest."

"Chuck Norris got in touch with his feminine side, and promptly got her pregnant."

"You know you screwed up with your blind girlfriend when she says ""We should see other people""."

"Being on twitter has made my spelling, grammar and vocabulary so much gooder."

"I bought shoes from my drug dealer today I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."

"If a feminist has 15 cupcakes And she eats 13 of them, why is she wearing leggins?"

"How Long is a Chinese Mans name. Yes, yes it is. Old joke my grandpa like to tell."

"After I die, I want someone to periodically log in as me so it looks like I'm haunting Facebook."