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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris got in touch with his feminine side, and promptly got her pregnant."

"After a long day, I feel like a bicycle Because I'm too tired"

"They should make Star Trek toilet paper... ...so you can help wipe Klingons off Uranus. (been a while since this one's been around. Just heard it again today from my 5 year old niece)"

"A farmer in Nebraska just had his fence destroyed by a tornado, and he's asking for our help He heard we have a lot of experts in re-posting"

"I saw a homeless guy in town shouting about a lot of random stuff... It was a vague rant."

"what's the difference between light and hard you can sleep with the light on"

"""For I am Christ the Redeemer, He Who Saves!""- Jesus, using his coupons."

"How did the dog make anti-freeze? He stole her blanket."

"I paid 4 the lady in front of me @ Starbucks. She hugged me. Deciding when it's the right time 2 tell her I hit her car in the parking lot."

"As I was going to St. Ives I met a man with seven wives And that fucker looked depressed."