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Joke of the Day
"You know you screwed up with your blind girlfriend when she says ""We should see other people""."
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"What's the difference between the Seahawks and a cheap hooker? The hooker won't choke on six inches."
"What do you call a high definition piss? 1080 Pee -- My roommate"
"an irish man left the bar...... no, really, it happened......"
"I hate when weather reporters talk shit on snow...Like why are u even in the weather biz if ur not down w/ snow"
"Cherry: I'm pregnant. Tomato: What?! (Origin of the Cherry Tomato)"
"Racing car drivers The only profession where you are considered successful if you've had a checkered career."
"They say there is safety in numbers. Tell that to 6 million jews."
"What happens when you keep feeding a cow money? You get rich milk."
"Not impressed with the speed of the internet back in my day, I could open my bedroom window in the fall and get Chile."