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Joke of the Day

"After I die, I want someone to periodically log in as me so it looks like I'm haunting Facebook."

"The only spanish I know is from the song Feliz Navidad, so these last few days have been my time to shine."

"why did the computer go to the cafe?, and who is the king of the classroom? to get a byte, and the ruler!!! my one sub teacher tells absolutely terrible jokes everytime we have her!"

"What's the difference between a football player and a bank robber? The bank robber says: Give me the money or I will shoot! The football player says: Give me the money or I won't shoot."

"How many social scientists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Social scientists do not change light bulbs; they search for the root cause as to why the last one went out."

"So the other day I called my girlfriend fa- All family and friends are welcome to the funeral"

"What do you use to make boot soup? Birkenstock"

"How do you make 30 senior citizens swear? Shout ""Bingo!"" before them"

"How long does it take light to travel from the sun to the earth? Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom."

"Why do girls like to have a dog? Because it suits their personality, a bitch."