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Joke of the Day
"""Sorry I put my nuts on your desk."""
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"The most important thing in life is to be yourself, unless you can be Batman...always go with Batman"
"My wife was complaining that nobody ever phoned her, so I put a ""How's my driving?"" sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since."
"Me: If Obi-Wan's clothes remained after Vader killed him, then why wasn't ghost Obi-Wan naked? My date: [to waiter] Check, please."
"I feel bad for Pedophiles They have such a hard time fitting in. (NSFW with imagination)"
"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It might take me a while to get hard, I just got laid."
"What do a homeless woman and an American football player have in common? They both take their pads off after four periods"
"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist."
"Sure is hard going to cinemas with dyslexia ""I'd like some uhh... cockporn please"""
"Didja hear about this Calcutta couple who had a little baby girl looked just like a frog? They named her Polly-wog."