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Joke of the Day
"If a feminist has 15 cupcakes And she eats 13 of them, why is she wearing leggins?"
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"I told a joke about Hurricane Katrina the other day. It failed to make a splash."
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"If you could choose between having a light saber or saving a child..... Which color light saber would you choose?"
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"I can't believe my roommate thinks I have boundary issues... at least that's what her diary said."