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Joke of the Day
"What do you do when your girlfriend starts to smoke? Slow the pace and apply more lube!"
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"A frog is sitting on a lily pad in the middle of what is clearly a river. He shouts to a toad on the shore, ""Hey, look at me, I'm on a lake!"" The toad yells back, ""Naw man, you're in de-nile"""
"It's that scene from footloose where Kevin Bacon is angry dancing in the barn but it's me trying to do my taxes."
"Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time."
"Knock knock. Who's there? A cow. A cow who? Not a cow ""who""! A cow moos. An owl says ""who""."
"Siracha The only cock that makes a straight man's mouth water."
"""Something's wrong. He's never walked this far before.""- what my shoes would say if you walked a mile in them."
"Nothing says ""poor money management"" like a run down house with a 60 inch plasma screen in the living room."
"What's the worst part about having Comcast internet? Loading..."
"Breaking News: Tuesdays suck just as much as Mondays."