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Joke of the Day
"What do you do when your girlfriend starts to smoke? Slow the pace and apply more lube!"
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"What do you call a disabled Lego? An O."
"Me: *pooping with the door open* Olive Garden Mgr: ""I know what the slogan says ma'am, we aren't THAT kind of family."""
"i bet today is the most confusing day in harlem!"
"There are two things that never work Month old condoms and voting for a third party. (That being said, I'm fucking terrified)"
"Jobs that do not exist anymore Steve"
"What is a Jewish delima? A free ham."
"Following someone around is typically defined as ""stalking"" At my university, it's defined as ""finding a parking space"""
"""How do you talk to an angel"" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess? ""How do you hold her close to where you are"" Me: Aren't most angels men?"
"Wow my pants are really loose today *skips to the nearest vending machine*"