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Joke of the Day

"Wanna hear a bird joke?! I don't have one... This is hawkward."

"Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die? He was in de-Nile."

"i like when people call cheap liquor ""rot gut"", implying that more expensive liquors wont also ravage their guts with harsh chemical solvent"

"How do you turn a duck into a soul singer Put it in the microwave until its Bill Withers"

"Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church..... They all look at you with disgust, but deep down, you know they want some, too."

"Why were the students confused by the gay kid's performance in school? He was getting straight D's"

"Gold chains would make a great retirement gift. For a VERY good slave."

"Everything is made in China. Except babies. Babies are made in vaChina."

"I was playing charades with a deaf guy Or as he called it, ""having a chat""."

"What do neo-Nazis do on Hitler's birthday? Heil if I know"