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Joke of the Day
"What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles? He makes a swish!"
Next Joke
"What is something we all lost? The Game"
"I tried to be a tap dancer but I kept falling in the sink! (thank you, british uncle ken for that dry humor)"
"Why do terrorists in Antarctica love being interrogated? Snow boarding is fun as hell."
"I'm coming out with a workout video called ""Beached Whale Body"". It's just a video of me sitting on my recliner with my computer on my lap and phone in hand."
"I have a joke about unemployment It doesn't work though"
"My Grandfather Says I should not be so Dependent upon technology... ...Yet he is the one hooked to life support."
"My wife is like a grape She lets out a little whine."
"Why is it so hard to explain metaphors to a kleptomaniac? Because they always take things... Literally"
"A racist man laments... If people gave him $1 for every racist thing he said or done he'd be able to make a small contribution of 1 million dollars to Donald Trump's campaign."